Did I ask you to email me? No? Guess where you’ll end up. In the spam folder.

And that’s where you to deserve to be because your email is unsolicited. This is the very definition of spam.

I mark your emails as spam with a vengeance. I don’t even open them. And if you subscribe me to a mailing list without consent, you bet your ass I report you for abuse.

So next time you send me spam, think about the relationship you are trying to form with me. I guarantee you are starting off on the wrong foot. So do us both a favor and stop spamming me.